4/26/16 05:32 pm - beware of the toad!
beware the great toad of leasgill!
- though admittedly, no kirkby lonsdale coaches nor stagecoach bus drivers
report having seen the beast, nor any of his° off-spring°°,
since the abominable bus company boss bought out ribble°°°)
- but then, to have reported having met, or come together with
the great toad of leasgill
- or his° ilk°°-
- 'twere needful first, to have survived the encounter. . .
° - or her°°°°
°° - off-hops - ?
°°° - than which (or than whom), had you enquired of their long-suffering passengers stood waiting in t'queue, some (up to) five decades ago, few would have thought a worse bus company conceivable, let alone possible. . .
°°°° - one or t't'other, t'toad; almost serpently one or t't'other. . .