new! all-universes' despots' essential services presents:
7/16/09 04:33 pm - new! all-universes' despots' essential services presents:
Overlords of All the Known Universes!
(and those as-yet unknown, too)
it is with great pleasure that we at audes announce the opening of:
The Evil Overlords' Minion Exchange
bring in your excess, out of spec, truculent, incompetent, generally unsatisfactory, or otherwise merely redundant minions for credit!
trade them against likely-looking, but hitherto sadly mis-employed - "by Fools!" - new right-hand men, women, were-beast and even demiurgical beings!
all welcome - whether chained, shackled, desk-bound, in a coffle or loose!
"don't waste 'em - post-haste 'em!
Your Eventual Satisfaction Guaranteed!