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dear satan... dear satan, this year i've been busy! last…

12/1/08 08:31 pm

dear satan...

dear satan,

this year i've been busy!

last monday I gave gmh an armstrong kidley (-1000 points); in april i introduced an unsuspecting customer to photinus the greek (+700 points); in may i didn't declare a flush (+1 points); in june i ; in august i gave caerleon a dutch uncle (+10 points); in november i had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the morecambe sea-front, near the battery; (+76 points); in january I broke martinoh's x-box (+12 points):

overall, i've been nice (-201 points). for christmas i deserve a new living dolly!

sincerely,
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